you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

(Source: deteitte)

"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."

Me giving my friend relationship device. (via seventhmaryjane)

(Source: dafunnyposts)

"You can never be overdressed or overeducated."

Oscar Wilde (via sighes)